My name is James Bond
I love to get plastered
I bang heaps of b*tches
Cause I’m a smooth bastard

Yes. 

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The kids who were the worst ever at “Legends of the Hidden Temple.”

I haven’t seen this show in 20 years and watching these kids still made me FURIOUS.

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littlelaur:

christmas just got cuter by way of puppies.

i present to you - a puppy christmas.

now tell me you’re not suddenly wishing for one under your tree too?

OMFPARALYZED.

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So. True.

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itsfunnytome: Jesus Bootsie get your shit together, it’s only noon. imagevia

itsfunnytome:

Jesus Bootsie get your shit together, it’s only noon.

imagevia

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ifitseasy: johnnyscorcho: (via xkcd: I’m Sorry) THIS… Seriously, when I say “I’m sorry”, I’m not saying it was my fault, I’m expressing sympathy and solidarity for you.

ifitseasy:

johnnyscorcho:

(via xkcd: I’m Sorry)

THIS…

Seriously, when I say “I’m sorry”, I’m not saying it was my fault, I’m expressing sympathy and solidarity for you.

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peergettyimages: This dog is dressed and ready for action!  Image by Appleping.

peergettyimages:

This dog is dressed and ready for action!  Image by Appleping.

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This video of Don Cheadle playing a sociopathic, unhinged version of Captain Planet is easily the best thing I’ve seen from Funny or Die in months, for reasons not the least of which being that they made the ‘Heart’ ring guy borderline retarded, just like I always imagined him.

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I’m not quite full yet, but I’m so over this sandwich.

— #firstworldproblems

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