Shameless Self-Promotion: SNUGGIE BAR CRAWL
Hi all! My other site, the Snuggie Sutra, has a book coming out on September 28th (JUMPS UP AND DOWN ENDLESSLY) and our publisher is organizing an Official Snuggie Sutra Bar Crawl on October 7th. Details to follow, but if you can make it to New York, mark your calendars for Snuggie ridiculousness and drunken book signings!
The Ten Worst Album Covers of All Time. →
This is still one of my favorite things to ever have been produced by the Internet. The lost art of using an Olan Mills family portrait as your album cover is lost for a reason, and this is it. Polyester as far as the eye can see, and some insane woman wearing the world’s largest ball of twine on her head.
On feeling superior.
glitterandgaga: dearcoketalk: People look up to you as a role model. That saddens me, and makes me worried about the quality of the human race. Aww, you’re saddened? Well, I’d tell you to go pop a xanax and lighten the fuck up, but I’m worried that without that smug sense of superiority there to inflate your ego, your personality might just collapse into a pile of its own bullshit. It’s...
How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? →
Find out how many vicious little Biebers you could take at once. Question 1:Would you be willing to tear off one of the Bieber’s arms and/or legs, and then use them as weapons against other Biebers? I could take TWENTY.
You’re drunk! Nobody says that many ‘bros’ in a row if they’re sober!
The Golden Girls 25th Anniversary Collection... →
OMFG, this site is such a goldmine. I am going to get that title printed on a Tshirt. Other notable quotes from the “Is your husband gay? article: Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently? Other articles I will be checking out: I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People How To Spot A Masturbator The Golden Girls:...
Is My Husband GAY? →
glitterandgaga: my favorite: 6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy” Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.” They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror or if he wears an inordinate number of small-sized t-shirts, it...
7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail... →
Oh, phew. I can relax now.
Graboids: An Educational Video. Be more prepared the next time Tremors comes on TBS on a Saturday afternoon.
Me, My Shark, and I. Sure enough within 5 minutes a 9 ft shark came out of no where and circled twice and slapped his tail on my board before disappearing. Then a minute later a 7 ft young juvenile Great White swam circles around me for 12 minutes. That is exactly 12 minutes longer than I would have stayed for.
Slater’s ex-wife says it’s a shame this had to happen to a man she...– Dying of laughter. From ABC News on the JetBlue flight attendant who quit. Fabulously.
short but sweet: shhh, it's a secret! →
in honor of the “dog days” of summer, there are a bunch of off-menu hot dogs being served at various DC establishments for the month of august. they will be available by request only. thrillist is behind this, so if you’re not an email subscriber, head over and sign up. meat eaters, eat your… YUM.
Galley of the Day: “The Snuggie Sutra” →
glitterandgaga: Occasionally a book comes along that is so daring, so unexpected, so bold that it befuddles. That’s the case with The Snuggie Sutra, a forthcoming guide to sex in (and on top of and sharing and sometimes draped over) a Snuggie. Staffers spotted this one in the book room and I’m recommending it. Passionately. Simply put, this is brilliance on the page. And, even better, you...